07.03.07
Cheap watermelon tempers bad news
Though I am generally loathe to condemn things on this blog (I just skip what I don’t like), I am very upset that the city has decided to cancel its annual fireworks display at Jack London Square. How could they? My plans for the Fourth have been dashed. What’s more, they hid it fromĀ us long after the decision had been made.

Fortunately, Farmer Joe’s Marketplace has been seen selling watermelon for ridiculously low prices, like .09 - .15 cents a pound. Can you believe that? Cut one open and fill it with some Hangar One vodka, which is produced just outside our borders.
farmer joe’s marketplace
3426 fruitvale ave.
510.482.8899